via sammibobammi (originally jbaggles--moved)
your girl crush is so blatant.
there’s a lot of things that could have gone differently. i’m not about to be angry about something that i can’t do anything about now.
…
Come here. We can cuddle and watch one of those superhero movies you like so much.
kit-fox replied to your post: #Sammi is seducing me.
Semantics.semantics that don’t contribute to my reputation as a whore.
Oh, please, I was flirting. Now it’s not cute anymore.
…sorry.
No no, don’t apologize.
I swear, I’m going to limit you to two apologies per day.
things have just been really rough since…that got out.
Honey… I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have asked, certainly not on the internet where everyone could see.
Semantics.semantics that don’t contribute to my reputation as a whore.
Oh, please, I was flirting. Now it’s not cute anymore.
…sorry.
No no, don’t apologize.
I swear, I’m going to limit you to two apologies per day.
Semantics.semantics that don’t contribute to my reputation as a whore.
Oh, please, I was flirting. Now it’s not cute anymore.
via sammibobammi (originally listenlikespring)
I think they meant moist?that isn’t a taste either!
also
should anyone’s tongue go that far up? i mean, really…
Sex ed. with Sammi Evans.
all i’m saying is that i wouldn’t get in bed with someone who has a gene simmons tongue.
unless they mean vulva, which they should probably say…
Well that certainly sounds sexy.
I think they meant moist?that isn’t a taste either!
also
should anyone’s tongue go that far up? i mean, really…
Sex ed. with Sammi Evans.
Who is Matt and why is Sammi spamming my dash with him?
He’s The Doctor… and don’t ask how I know that.
How do you know that?
Nope, not going there.
Don’t tell me. You roleplay Doctor Who with Brett.
No, I don’t.
Which one of you is the companion?
